Once I met a guy who didn’t have any eyelashes.
So when I asked him why, he said he didn’t know.
So when I asked his mom, she hadn’t noticed anyway.
So when I asked his dad, he said he didn’t know.So then I asked his neighbors, but his neighbors said to GO AWAY
So then I asked his dog, but it wasn’t very helpful. /shrug
So then I asked his friends, and his friends said “who the hell are you talking about?”So then I asked his teachers, and his teachers said it was because he had too many tonguezzzzzzz.
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I no understands….
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